sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity:
There are so many funny animal videos on my dashboard right now I couldn’t not reblog this.
This is my third favorite video on the whole internet.
(Source: youtube.com)
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
I like to act like I’m better than a lot of people but really I’m better than everyone